More ‘Nuts in politics, this time invoking the Flying Ace while making the case for presidential candidates to eschew headgear. Which is so impossibly retarded that of course it’s the kind of thing that’s swung elections.

Dog of the Year still in the news, and oh, this quote is the bestest: “At least for the moment, Snoopy has to share the most famous beagle title with Uno,” says David Frei, Westminster spokesman and co-host of the televised event since 1990.

Yeah, sure. When Uno gets theme parks, food, a comic strip, television specials, movies, plays, books, posters, buttons, plates, Burger King toys, beach towels, commissioned statues,apparel, stickers, board games, Snocone machines, video games and the unadulterated shrieking adoration of the entire female population of Japan, get back to me.

The football references are never-ending…

Lemme tell you this much…stick to a diet where you burn substantially more calories than you take in, and you’ll lose weight. It’s actually that simple.

Holy crap, Jonathan Fire*Eater. I remember when those guys were the toast of the NYC indie scene for 17 days.

A couple more…and let’s end this fairly brief week-in-review with the first and hopefully only time I see Bill ‘n’ Hillary compared to Charlie Brown ‘n’ Lucy.